Hinda!

Hinda is the coolest person ever. She's my new bestest friend!

As many of you already know I went out for Chinese the other night with Tonny. Right before he left Kronick and Lapidus and their friend showed up. So Josh ordered 7 stars around the moon which is chicken and beef and vegetables in the special brown sauce with 7 pieces of sweeat and sour chicken around it. So it comes and Josh picks up the sweet and sour chicken and asks the waitress what it was. She goes its the 7 stars and then she points to the chicken and goes see 1,2,3,4,6,7. We went hysterical laughing.

Somehting to make u smile

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed
up in the first place!




Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able
to tell the difference.


Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply
press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!




Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can
in prison?





Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments
cannot be displayed in a federal building?


Bumper sticker of the year:
"If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English,
thank a soldier !!"





I don't know about you, but I sure got a chuckle out of these,
and I'll bet your friends will too!!

AND

Use things and love people, instead of using people and loving things!


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why does my hit counter never go up?

I spent the day in Brooklyn, and wound up in some Sfard store. They had these cookies and the label said kaack and I asked the lady what do you call those. She was like "cack", and I was like what? She said "cack." All I could say was biaaaaaaaaaaaaatch

I got some questions!

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.


Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here
are the facts about the three leading candidates.



Candidate A -

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
martinis a day.



Candidate B -

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until

noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.




Candidate C -

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your Choice?

Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.



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Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.


And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes,
you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
someone.

Never be afraid to try something new.



Remember:

Amateurs built the Ark

Professionals built the Titanic


and in case you never saw this one..!

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500
employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?


Give up yet?


It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of
idiots
that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of
us in line.

You gotta pass this on

I'm so bored

Which "friends" character are you Joey

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What bad habit do you have!? Nose Picking Would you like fries with that?

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What job will you have in 5 years?? Garbage collector (Binman) You stink, get away from me!

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Which Simpsons character are you mostly like? Bart You always find the time to play practical jokes and make mischief, can be naughty/silly/and lazy but generally you are lots of fun to be with!

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The Connecticut attorney general is trying to ban marijuana flavored lolipops The lolipops are made with hemp oil so that the taste of marijuana is there but it's impossible to get high of them. This ban come following a Chicago ban against marijuana flavored lolipops and gummy bears.

The biggest question about these things is why would anyone ever want to eat them They taste like dirt and grass. If you want a weed flavored lolipop take a regular lolipop lkick it once to get it wet then stick it in the ground. When you pick it up there should be dirt and grass stuck to it. If you lick it again it will taste like marijuana. Instead of banning the things they should just amke everyone taste one and noone will ever eat them again. They are the most vile tasting thing in the universe.

The graduation link wasn't working

So I set up a new one. This link really works
Graduation Pics

Anna's still watching her mouth....

Tonight my mom yelled at Anna telling her to watch her mouth. Noone was really sure what she did but I wasn't gettin yeleld at so it doesn't matter. So ann pulled her lip way out and was like yep my mouth is between my nose and my chin. Then she used her cell phone as a mirror to watch it.

Then I took a picture of her lip so she could watch her mouth easier. Then we took a picture of her watching her own lips in her cell phone and pulling them out in front of her.

That girl is a bigger smart ass than me. I'm so proud. I've fulfilled my big brother duties to their fullest potential and can leave for Israel knowing someone will still be there to make my parents miserable!

I will die in a terrorist attack.
How Will You Die?

Top 7 reasons I'm the greatest friend ever

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
4. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
5. When you are confused - I will use little words.
6. When you are sick - Stay the heck away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
7. When you fall - I will point and laugh at you.

Steinbrener is Evil

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I made myself breakfast....

When I sat down the write this it seemed much funnier than it does now.


So I woke up early this morning and was hungry so I made a brocoli omlet. Then my dad came down and was like do you want breakfast and I said "No I had an omlet" He didn't believe that I would wake up and make an omlet but I was like NO I really did, and he said why is the frying pan clean, and I was like I washed it.

He went "Now I know you're lying"

I really made an omlet I swear

I graduwated see the pics here