I made myself breakfast....

When I sat down the write this it seemed much funnier than it does now.


So I woke up early this morning and was hungry so I made a brocoli omlet. Then my dad came down and was like do you want breakfast and I said "No I had an omlet" He didn't believe that I would wake up and make an omlet but I was like NO I really did, and he said why is the frying pan clean, and I was like I washed it.

He went "Now I know you're lying"

I really made an omlet I swear