Ed's Special Blog

I'm a Senior at Wilbur Cross in New Haven, CT. I can't wait to get out either. Most of the stuff I say is pointless but it's fun to write anyway so let me know what you think.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Top 7 reasons I'm the greatest friend ever

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
4. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
5. When you are confused - I will use little words.
6. When you are sick - Stay the heck away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
7. When you fall - I will point and laugh at you.


  • At 1:54 PM, Blogger Hinda said…

    I really like that! Did you write it yourself? You probably did...it sounds like you!


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