Fwd: FW: [Fwd: DR. SEUESS]

>GREEN EGGS AND WHAT? The National Education Association is celebrating
>"Read Across America" by encouraging adults to
>read to children.Ofcourse, Green Eggs and Ham is one of the most popular
>Dr. Seuss books. And, here's the dilemma.
>How can Jewish kids celebrate with green Eggs and HAM? So, in honor of (and
>with apologies to the estate of Dr. Seuss)
>here's a new ending for the story: Will you never see?
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>They are not KOSHER, So let me be!
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>I will not eat green eggs and ham.
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>I will not eat them,Sam-I-am
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>But I'll eat green eggs with a biscuit!
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>Or I will try them with some brisket.
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>I'll eat green eggs in a box.
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>If you serve them with some lox.
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>And those green eggs are worth a try
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>Scrambled up in matzo brie!
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>And in a boat upon the river,
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>I'll eat green eggs with chopped liver!
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>So if you're a Jewish Dr. Seuss fan,
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>But troubled by green eggs and ham,
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>Let your friends in on the scoop:
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>Green eggs taste best with chicken soup!
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>AND........
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>Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream is now available in Israel...
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>In the following flavors:
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>Wailing Walnut
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>Moishmellow
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>Mazel Toffee
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>Chazalnut
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>Oy Ge-malt
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>Mi Ka-__mocha.
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>Soda & Gamorra
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>Bernard Malamint
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>Berry Pr'i Hagafen Choc-Eilat Chip
>and finally (drum roll, please).........
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>Simchas T'oreo!
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