Funny Stuff off my Phone
These are the text messages that I decided not to delete when I cleared my inbox today.
R' Freidman: "You are a sick nut" (duh)
Berger: "Shut up Ed" (another duh)
Mechanic: "You're a stupid and ugly slob and you smell like the fecal matter of an anchovie" (WTF? He was in inght seder when he sent it)
R' Friedman: "Use your noodles" (When did I ever do that)
Mechanich:Call me later I'm pooping (classic meyer)
We were at Aish Discovery today even though it was "No Torah Tuesday" so I texted Rabbi G and said can I take tomorrow off?
R' Granofsky's response: I dislike Idiots
Me: "Is that a yes or a know?"
R' Granofsky: "Don't be an Idiot please"
Me: "Ok but only since you said please"