Ed's Special Blog

I'm a Senior at Wilbur Cross in New Haven, CT. I can't wait to get out either. Most of the stuff I say is pointless but it's fun to write anyway so let me know what you think.

Monday, April 11, 2005

19 ways to keep your sanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and pointHair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Frieswith That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has GottenOver Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'.
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical SoundsAll Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, RockBottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going ToHave To Let One Of You Go.'

6 Comments:

  • At 11:51 PM, Anonymous suleiman said…

    This was one of the best lists I have ever read. Did you see this somewhere or make it up?

     
  • At 12:33 AM, Blogger Karban Nesanel said…

    he got it from bangitout.com

     
  • At 9:45 AM, Blogger Special Ed said…

    I didn't get it from bangitout it was in an e-mail

     
  • At 2:54 PM, Blogger Hinda said…

    I LOVE it!

     
  • At 3:23 PM, Blogger ABRAXAS said…

    yay! I thought it's yours. Anyway, it is very funny.love it!

     
  • At 11:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You think you're lactarded, huh? You can never sign anonymously because I ALWAYS KNOW IT'S YOU...
    (I don't feel bad, either. AND it DOESN'T BOTHER ME WHEN PEOPLE SIGN ANONYMOUSLY!)

     

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