Ed's Special Blog

2006-03-03T07:30:00.000-05:00

You Passed the US Citizenship Test

Congratulations - you got 9 out of 10 correct!

2006-03-03T07:28:00.000-05:00

Your IQ Is 105

Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Above Average

Your General Knowledge is Exceptional

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

Babysitting

2006-02-25T14:14:00.000-05:00

OK so I haven't updated in forever and I don't remeber what happened since but this is good. Me and Boyer went to Stacey the school secretary in Ramat Eshkol for Shabbos. It's been fun, right before mincha she asked me to give her 2 1/2 year old son some soda so I gave him 2/4 of a cup. Then during shalasheudos he was being finicky so i gave him a cookie. Everyone knows how I like little kids.
After havdallah she was like do you guys mind babysitting and we were like sure. So the 2 and 1/2 year old kid tzvi just started crying that he wants his mommy. Boyer and me did the only sensible thing. We gave him cookies and let him jump on our bed!

HAHAHAHAHA

2006-01-06T05:32:00.000-05:00

NORFOLK, Va. — Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson suggested Thursday that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was divine punishment for "dividing God's land."

"God considers this land to be his," Robertson said on his TV program "The 700 Club." "You read the Bible and he says `This is my land,' and for any prime minister of Israel who decides he is going to carve it up and give it away, God says, `No, this is mine."'

Sharon, who ordered Israel's withdrawal from Gaza last year, suffered a severe stroke on Wednesday.

In Robertson's broadcast from his Christian Broadcasting Network in Virginia Beach, the evangelist said he had personally prayed about a year ago with Sharon, whom he called "a very tender-hearted man and a good friend." He said he was sad to see Sharon in this condition.

He also said, however, that in the Bible, the prophet Joel "makes it very clear that God has enmity against those who 'divide my land."'

Sharon "was dividing God's land and I would say woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the EU (European Union), the United Nations, or the United States of America," Robertson said.

In discussing what he said was God's insistence that Israel not be divided, Robertson also referred to the 1995 assassination of Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin, who had sought to achieve peace by giving land to the Palestinians. "It was a terrible thing that happened, but nevertheless he was dead," he said.

The Anti-Defamation League issued a statement urging Christian leaders to distance themselves from the remarks. Robertson made similar comments as the Gaza withdrawal occurred, it said.

"It is outrageous and shocking, but not surprising, that Pat Robertson once again has suggested that God will punish Israel's leaders for any decision to give up land to the Palestinians," said Abraham H. Foxman, national director of the group, which fights anti-Semitism. "His remarks are un-Christian and a perversion of religion. Unlike Robertson, we don't see God as cruel and vengeful."

The Rev. Barry W. Lynn, executive director of Americans United for Separation of Church and State, said a religious leader "should not be making callous political points while a man is struggling for his life."

"Pat Robertson has a political agenda for the entire world, and he seems to think God is ready to take out any world leader who stands in the way of that agenda," Lynn said in a statement.

Robertson spokeswoman Angell Watts said of critics who challenged his remarks, "What they're basically saying is, `How dare Pat Robertson quote the Bible?"'

"This is what the word of God says," Watts said. "This is nothing new to the Christian community."

In August, Robertson suggested on "The 700 Club" that American agents should assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, who has long been at odds with U.S. foreign policy. Robertson later apologized for his remarks, saying he "spoke in frustration."

Funny Stuff off my Phone

2005-12-20T14:54:00.000-05:00

These are the text messages that I decided not to delete when I cleared my inbox today.

R' Freidman: "You are a sick nut" (duh)

Berger: "Shut up Ed" (another duh)

Mechanic: "You're a stupid and ugly slob and you smell like the fecal matter of an anchovie" (WTF? He was in inght seder when he sent it)

R' Friedman: "Use your noodles" (When did I ever do that)

Mechanich:Call me later I'm pooping (classic meyer)

We were at Aish Discovery today even though it was "No Torah Tuesday" so I texted Rabbi G and said can I take tomorrow off?

R' Granofsky's response: I dislike Idiots

Me: "Is that a yes or a know?"

R' Granofsky: "Don't be an Idiot please"

Me: "Ok but only since you said please"

Life is Like

2005-12-19T13:49:00.000-05:00

Great line from Parsha Shiur today.

Rabbi Calek: "Life is like a movie and we always come late and leave early."
Me: "Well then how the hell are you supposed to know what's going on"

Optional Shiurim

2005-12-11T16:37:00.000-05:00

TONight after night Seder there was an optional shiur in beer bonging, and I learned all the shitas!!

Tonny told me to update....

2005-12-08T02:12:00.000-05:00

so I did. SHabbos was fun with him in har nof. THe funniest thing was when the baby was puking and meir was catching t in his hand and he looked at us deadpan and was like iy"h by you guys. Kind of sick but really funny. TOday we had the nastiest cereal at breakfast. It looked like cookie crisp but tasted like Pesach cerreal, very dissaponting! I went out for Dinner with Uriel the other night that was fun. We went to Shnty's and they had a new sauce. Last night GUsh went there and stole all their advertising magnets and then me and Meir beat him up and took them so I have 50 Shnity's magnets on my closet now.

Funny Joke:

We're sitting in shiur and Rabbi G. goes I once got asked who the first yeshiva bochur was Avraham Avinu or CHoni Hamagel. Avraham toured the entire land but CHoni slept for 70 years woke up went into the beis couldn't find his chavrusa and went back to sleep. So it seems like a tie right? But then I realied Avraham was misnaken Shacharis!

It made us laugh

I got a matress

2005-11-16T02:01:00.000-05:00

I was walking through Mea Shearim yesterday and found this massive fat American matress for 300 shekel so I bought it. So me and my friend are lugging this thing through Mea Shearim trying not to kill people and saying it costs 400 shekel to the people trying to buy it off of us. Well noone bought it so we made it to the bus stop. THe security guy helped me get it on and I only hit 3 or 4 people in the head with it. IT is te most comfortable bed ever.

ANother FUnny Story. We're sitting in Mishna BErurah after davening today and I had the following conversation:

R' Langsam: "Ed do you know what Ngoyim are?"
Me: "Non-Jews"
R' Langsam: "No, Ngoyim"
Me: "O black people"

He had to stop for a second cause he was laughing!!!

Fwd: FW: [Fwd: DR. SEUESS]

2005-11-16T01:50:00.000-05:00

>GREEN EGGS AND WHAT? The National Education Association is celebrating
>"Read Across America" by encouraging adults to
>read to children.Ofcourse, Green Eggs and Ham is one of the most popular
>Dr. Seuss books. And, here's the dilemma.
>How can Jewish kids celebrate with green Eggs and HAM? So, in honor of (and
>with apologies to the estate of Dr. Seuss)
>here's a new ending for the story: Will you never see?
>
>They are not KOSHER, So let me be!
>
>I will not eat green eggs and ham.
>
>I will not eat them,Sam-I-am
>
>But I'll eat green eggs with a biscuit!
>
>Or I will try them with some brisket.
>
>I'll eat green eggs in a box.
>
>If you serve them with some lox.
>
>And those green eggs are worth a try
>
>Scrambled up in matzo brie!
>
>And in a boat upon the river,
>
>I'll eat green eggs with chopped liver!
>
>So if you're a Jewish Dr. Seuss fan,
>
>But troubled by green eggs and ham,
>
>Let your friends in on the scoop:
>
>Green eggs taste best with chicken soup!
>
>AND........
>
>Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream is now available in Israel...
>
>In the following flavors:
>
>Wailing Walnut
>
>Moishmellow
>
>Mazel Toffee
>
>Chazalnut
>
>Oy Ge-malt
>
>Mi Ka-__mocha.
>
>Soda & Gamorra
>
>Bernard Malamint
>
>Berry Pr'i Hagafen Choc-Eilat Chip
>and finally (drum roll, please).........
>
>
>Simchas T'oreo!
>
>
>

Long Overdue

2005-11-05T12:14:00.000-05:00

I haven't posted in over a month and a 1000 things have happened since then. Sukkos was amazing. Spent chol Hamoed all over Yerushalayim. We went to the kotel and the MBD concert and sukkah hopping in mea shearim, and it was amazing. Right after Simchas Torah we packed out for a 4 day tiyul to the golan. That was a great trip. We did a couple of hikes which were actually fun, including down the arbel in the mud. The arbel is basically a cliff and they puut string for you to hold onto and some ladder steps and everything was slippery and if you fall you die, and I didn't fall and no one pushed me. We also went to the Golan Winery where they give you free samples and Manara cliffs to the longest cable car in the middle east. We decided to pack all the big guys in to one car but then realized we were 400 pounds over the wight limit but the operator didn't really care. We also went to the Canada Center and the Acco Jail, and Rosh hanikra and some other places, and Shabbos in Tzefat.

Now we're back in Yeshiva. I got bumped up in both of my shiurim so I'm now in the second highest shiur during the morning and at night. Wo I'm smart.

2005-10-14T04:41:00.000-05:00

Yom Kippur was crazy here. It was one of the best ones I've ever had. I got put in charge of finding people for pesicha so right before Mussaf I was going over what we say with Rabbi Friedman, and he's like we skip the stuff in little type in the artscroll. So I get to the avoda and I'm like we skip that and he's like no we say it all together, and then I'm like what about eilah ezkarah and he goes no we say that too. So I look at him and go I miss my parents shul. He started cracking up.
On Shabbos Shuva I wound up davening Kabalos Shabbos at Vishnitz cause I was at a freinds cousing with him. You couldn't here the chazan at all but he jumped up and down like a frog which was funny. So me and Dovid fell asleep and then I woke up and was like holy crap. I woke Weisman up too cause there were 300 Chasidim dancing around us adn we were the only two sitting down. It was wicked funny.

2005-10-06T07:56:00.000-05:00

So I haven't posted in a few week because they still won't unblock blogger and lj at school. It's tzom gedali so we only ahd 1st seder this morning. Then we davened mincha and a bunch o us came to the internet shteibel to kill time and use aim and stuff. Hmm so Rosh Hashana was really crazy. The first day Rabbi G went running through the dorms banging on doors screaming yom hadin at the top of his lungs. Me and my roomate heard him and went running downstairs to help. On the 2nd day some other crazy stuff happened. Rabbi Friedman who is a kohen was davening mussaf so he had to wash for duchanim before chazaras hashatz. I went out to wash his hands and reminded him to untie his shoes. He shooshed me cause ur not supposed to talk till the shofar is finished. Then he went to the bathroom and I washed his hands and he didn't untie his shoes. I had to do it for him. I told him next time I tell you to unite your shoes you do it. Then during duchanin Seif clilmbed under my taalis and started rubbing my arm during the yehi ratzons it was weird. Another funny story Erev Rosh Hashana we did hataros nedorim. So the 4 of us was me seif chezky and Rabbi G and it took us 10 minutes. When we were done Rabbi G was like thank G-d I had guys who could read hebrews!I also sprained my finger bad enough playing basketball to go to the hospital for x-rays and have it splinted for a few days!

The weekly Wrapup

2005-09-23T05:33:00.000-05:00

So for some stupid reason they reblocked blogger at school which pissed me off a lot but R' Friedman said he would unblock it again. This week was pretty fun. No Torah Tuesday is my favorite day of the week. Threes still Torah though. We have morning and night Seder, just no afternoon Seder so we're free from 1-8. This week we went to the mall and to Mea Shearim. Weds and Thursday I spent my time in the beis working on a MaHarasha and Maritz Chiyos. They were both based on a Rashi and Tosefos in Baba Metziah. Do I sound shtark yet. Don't worry I'm wearing a pink shirt while I type this. After I figured it out R' Goodman gave me 20 shek to buy a schwarma.

Today we walked around Mea Shearim for like 5 minutes then came over to the Tachana where I'm typing this. I'm also on aim so get ur butt online now! Me and a couple of friends are going to one of the afternoon Rebbeims house for shabbos and we'll prolly stop by R' Friedman too cause he lives near there.

This post is very tonnyish. It's all about the little details, how strange! I'm trying to think if anything else funn happened. Oh ya we were walking to Emek 2 nights ago and I fell i na whole on Chizkiyahu. Then we were walking to Emek last nite, and there was this girl standing on her cell phone trying to tell her friend where she was and how to find her. We walked another half block and there was another girl talking about where teh first girl was on her cell phone all confused so I was like ur friend is down the street. She was like oh thanks. Girls are stupid.

Now that you're all laughing hysterically e-mail me cause I like getting e-mails.

On Parole

2005-09-10T12:57:00.000-05:00

I feel like a kid on parole. Shabbos was so awesome. The kids are a ton of fun. The matress was almost like mine at home, I had a posturpedic pillow, and an airconditioner. The food was also freiking amazing and theres leftovers to take back to yeshiva!! wohoo! I went to Aris Kiddush club after davening and we also had a few shots at lunch of great single malt scotch, alot better than the crap I normally drink. Then I walked out fo the hose to go tomincha and slipeed and fell and hit the house. Ari said I was cut off until he poured me another one.

Wohoo!! Back to Yeshiva so I won't be posting unless they unblock blogger. I asked them to but who knows what will happen.

2005-09-09T08:08:00.000-05:00

I left for Israel Sunday night, and landed Monday afternoon on ly 2 hrs late. The flight was pretty fun. I met a bunch of OD guys and had my first beer legally, it's not as exciting as you'd think. Monda we spent unpacking and getting to know everyone. There are two guys in my room both from LA they're pretty cool. Tuesday we had a bechina for placemnet then went to Har Hatzofim, Mt. Scopus, and then to the kote. We spent the rest of the day walking around the Old City as well as mea shearim where I got a yarmulke that says Ed Meyuchad.

Wednesday we started shiur. My morning shiur is too easy so hopefull I'll move up to Rabbi G's on Monday. Then we have a 2 hr lunch break. I spent Weds with Rube on Ben Yehuda and Tuesday night with him on Emek Refaim. Last nite we went to Ben Yehuda it was mad fun. This week was an out shabbos so I'm at the solomonts. It's so much fun over ehre.

If you don't have my number leave a comment and I'll email it to you.

And away we go!!!

2005-09-03T20:32:00.000-05:00

My dad used to say that everytime we went on a big trip. Well I leave for Israel tomorrow. I guess that a big trip. Come visit, and Happy BIrthday to ME

2005-08-30T13:15:00.000-05:00

I made Ben Zakkai!

I got my phone

2005-08-24T18:11:00.000-05:00

I got my cell phone for Israel. E-mail me at presidented -a- gmail.com and if I like you, I'll give you the number.

You gotta replace the -a- with @ in the email.

I'm Back

2005-08-17T21:06:00.000-05:00

Did you guys miss me? Did you even know I was gone? We all came back alive, and vacation was pretty enjoyable actually. Whoda thunk it?

A few funny stories:

On Friday Night we were at my grandfathers shul and we were davening shemonei esrei. It was as quiet as you could expect for old people, and then someone sneezed. The whole shul was like G-d bless you. I was laughing so hard I had to pause to finish Shemonei Esrei.

Our flight was delayed for almost an hour Tuesday night, so we didn't leave till 9 ocklock. We got to our hotel in New York at about 12:30. Wondering why we were staying over? We found a deal where you pay for a one night stay and get two weeks free parking, well worth it. So we get to the desk to check in and theres this frum guy who comes to the counter. He asked how much it would be to call a number he had written down on a pad. I noticed it was an Israeli number, and wasn't too suprised. The lady at the desk was like you have to put down a fifty dollar deposit. He then offered here a ten dollar bill. He couldn't understand English. So I walked over and started translating for him. Then Anna came over and helped.

Side Rant:

JOe9487cOoL: think if i buy an artscroll womens siddur since it doesnt have taalis or teffilin i wont havta say it
baronsky10: there is such a product?
JOe9487cOoL: ya
baronsky10: wow that is retarded
JOe9487cOoL: http://www.artscroll.com/Categories/p11.html
baronsky10: i wanna men's siddur
baronsky10: it can have like the babes of artscroll center folds
baronsky10: where u can see ankles
baronsky10: and maybe a girl rolling up a 3/4 length sleeve

We're going on vacation

2005-08-02T06:41:00.000-05:00

Putting my family in an even smaller room for two whole weeks? Someone call the coroners office in Orlando and tell them to be ready.

I'll let you know who doesn't make it home.

Hinda!

2005-07-27T23:35:00.000-05:00

Hinda is the coolest person ever. She's my new bestest friend!

2005-07-27T22:22:00.000-05:00

As many of you already know I went out for Chinese the other night with Tonny. Right before he left Kronick and Lapidus and their friend showed up. So Josh ordered 7 stars around the moon which is chicken and beef and vegetables in the special brown sauce with 7 pieces of sweeat and sour chicken around it. So it comes and Josh picks up the sweet and sour chicken and asks the waitress what it was. She goes its the 7 stars and then she points to the chicken and goes see 1,2,3,4,6,7. We went hysterical laughing.

Somehting to make u smile

2005-07-26T21:15:00.000-05:00

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed
up in the first place!

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able
to tell the difference.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply
press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can
in prison?

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments
cannot be displayed in a federal building?

Bumper sticker of the year:
"If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English,
thank a soldier !!"

I don't know about you, but I sure got a chuckle out of these,
and I'll bet your friends will too!!

AND

Use things and love people, instead of using people and loving things!

Please leave a comment

2005-07-21T20:03:00.000-05:00

why does my hit counter never go up?

2005-07-19T20:38:00.000-05:00

I spent the day in Brooklyn, and wound up in some Sfard store. They had these cookies and the label said kaack and I asked the lady what do you call those. She was like "cack", and I was like what? She said "cack." All I could say was biaaaaaaaaaaaaatch

I got some questions!

2005-07-14T14:28:00.000-05:00

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here
are the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A -

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
martinis a day.

Candidate B -

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until

noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C -

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your Choice?

Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.

----------------------------------------------

Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes,
you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
someone.

Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember:

Amateurs built the Ark

Professionals built the Titanic

and in case you never saw this one..!

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500
employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of
idiots
that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of
us in line.

You gotta pass this on

I'm so bored

2005-07-11T06:31:00.000-05:00

Which "friends" character are you

Joey

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What bad habit do you have!?

Nose Picking

Would you like fries with that?

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What job will you have in 5 years??

Garbage collector (Binman)

You stink, get away from me!

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Which Simpsons character are you mostly like?

Bart

You always find the time to play practical jokes and make mischief, can be naughty/silly/and lazy but generally you are lots of fun to be with!

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2005-07-11T06:24:00.000-05:00

The Connecticut attorney general is trying to ban marijuana flavored lolipops The lolipops are made with hemp oil so that the taste of marijuana is there but it's impossible to get high of them. This ban come following a Chicago ban against marijuana flavored lolipops and gummy bears.

The biggest question about these things is why would anyone ever want to eat them They taste like dirt and grass. If you want a weed flavored lolipop take a regular lolipop lkick it once to get it wet then stick it in the ground. When you pick it up there should be dirt and grass stuck to it. If you lick it again it will taste like marijuana. Instead of banning the things they should just amke everyone taste one and noone will ever eat them again. They are the most vile tasting thing in the universe.

The graduation link wasn't working

2005-07-11T03:48:00.000-05:00

So I set up a new one. This link really works
Graduation Pics

Anna's still watching her mouth....

2005-07-09T23:49:00.000-05:00

Tonight my mom yelled at Anna telling her to watch her mouth. Noone was really sure what she did but I wasn't gettin yeleld at so it doesn't matter. So ann pulled her lip way out and was like yep my mouth is between my nose and my chin. Then she used her cell phone as a mirror to watch it.

Then I took a picture of her lip so she could watch her mouth easier. Then we took a picture of her watching her own lips in her cell phone and pulling them out in front of her.

That girl is a bigger smart ass than me. I'm so proud. I've fulfilled my big brother duties to their fullest potential and can leave for Israel knowing someone will still be there to make my parents miserable!

2005-07-09T22:32:00.000-05:00

I will die in a terrorist attack.
How Will You Die?

Top 7 reasons I'm the greatest friend ever

2005-07-07T22:25:00.000-05:00

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
4. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
5. When you are confused - I will use little words.
6. When you are sick - Stay the heck away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
7. When you fall - I will point and laugh at you.

Steinbrener is Evil

2005-07-06T19:26:00.000-05:00

Read all about it

I made myself breakfast....

2005-07-06T08:43:00.000-05:00

When I sat down the write this it seemed much funnier than it does now.

So I woke up early this morning and was hungry so I made a brocoli omlet. Then my dad came down and was like do you want breakfast and I said "No I had an omlet" He didn't believe that I would wake up and make an omlet but I was like NO I really did, and he said why is the frying pan clean, and I was like I washed it.

He went "Now I know you're lying"

I really made an omlet I swear

2005-07-04T00:09:00.000-05:00

I graduwated see the pics here

WARNING

2005-06-30T09:15:00.000-05:00

"Caution: Dangerous to humans and domestic animals."

That was the warning on a bottle of Clorox wipes in the bathroom. I could understand if it said there was a danger in ingesting them or something like that, but the warning seems to indicate there is a general danger in posessing and using them. Why owuld anyone keep something that dangerous in their house. Just being around them could give you what doctors refer to as "FLK's" of Funny Looking Kids.

Be careful

If you don't have anything smart to say

2005-06-29T17:17:00.000-05:00

don't say it at all. As they say in the Wizard of Oz "If you only had a brain."

Why do people find it necessary to leave stupid comments that indicate they've been here. My hit counter reflects that. It's pretty obvious when I want a comment and someone posts don't necessitate comments.

I swear some people comment only to see their thought in type, actually their lack thereof of thinking.

It's my bracha to all of you that you learn to differentiate between when a comment is necessary and when you're just a retard who needs to hear your own voice.

They're back

2005-06-20T23:07:00.000-05:00

Im so happy. All my friends are back. It's freaking awesome. I'm in a much better mood just cause theyre around

I'm more normal than hinda

2005-06-20T21:00:00.000-05:00

You Are 50% Normal

(Somewhat Normal)

While some of your behavior is quite normal...

Other things you do are downright strange

You've got a little of your freak going on

But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself

How Normal Are You?

2005-06-20T20:57:00.000-05:00

What is your level of maturity?

ACCEPTABLE

Your Grade: C.
You are getting the idea!

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2005-06-19T23:32:00.000-05:00

It seems like consensus is yes

2005-06-14T21:25:00.000-05:00

Am I mean?

2005-06-09T22:15:00.000-05:00

i forgot my thought

2005-06-08T23:08:00.000-05:00

I had a thought today but I'll post it later. I don't want to emote too much at once

2005-06-06T23:21:00.000-05:00

I like when I emote too. I should do it more often. I don't know what I don't. Any ideas?

2005-06-01T21:44:00.000-05:00

Shabbaton Pictures

2005-06-01T19:14:00.000-05:00

Ok 5 people

2005-06-01T07:21:00.000-05:00

Noone ever reads this thing.

It finally Happened

2005-06-01T06:11:00.000-05:00

Last night I was about to fall asleep and I just started balling my eyes out

Shabbaton

2005-06-01T06:09:00.000-05:00

ShabbatonSpring Regional was awesome this weekend. The program was great and the younger kids really got into it. I raked in massive amounts of awards. The youth commission Israel Scholarship and got inducted into Ben Tzion. I'm still really confused about how I feel afterwards though. I've been trying to sort out the bazillion emotions running through me right now and I think this is the best way to do it.

Sad- Leaving is hard. NCSY has been such a great experience for me. I've grown and changed so much and it was mostly because of NCSY and the people involved. I also feel like I haven't gained as much from recent NCSY experiences but thats partially my fault.

Happy- I'm really happy cause people were upset I was leaving. That may sound retarded but to know that people actually like you that much and will miss you that much is a nice feeling.

Accomplished- I know that what I've said and done have affected people. Like I said the kids were really into it. I actually knew everyone there and I think most of them will come back. The chapter has also gotten huge and I've been able to do that myself and overcome lots of obstacles in the way.

Pissed- Most of the people who changed me aren't there anymore and I wish they were. I don't know who I'm mad at, probably noone but I wish they still could have been there. I also did something really stupid which I shouldn't have and I'm mad at myself for that.

I have to drop a line to everyone who's been there for me along the way. I love all of you guys. I can't wait to graduate and move on but I'll never forget these times.

2005-05-24T07:46:00.000-05:00

Dani is a moron

2005-05-08T21:40:00.000-05:00

I know people like to joke with me, but sometimes not everything is funny. I have a tendency to cross the line but I don't think I've really hurt people with my humor have I? I want to complain about someone else doing that but I don't want to if I do the same thing. I don't think I do do I?
Well this post came out making less sense then I wanted it to but whatever I don't know what to think.

2005-05-03T20:58:00.000-05:00

I don't know what to do.

Everybody claims they don't want to tell me what to do or be judgemental except they are.

I don't think it's that bad, all you need is a little self control and a brain.

I think I have both but do other people doubt it.

It can't be as bad as people ssays it is.

Are they over reacting or am I closing my eyes and pretending the issues aren't there?

What should I do.

I really want to do it, and don't think it could be that bad.

Am I wrong or is everybody else. Who's more out of touch?

I don't know.

2005-04-25T20:56:00.000-05:00

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute....... Work this out as you read..
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to
have chocolate. (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)

3. Add 5. (for Sunday)

4.. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the
calculator.................

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755.... > >

If you haven't, add 1754 ......

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number .

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times
you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are .........

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO
SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS

2005-04-22T14:47:00.000-05:00

OMG! I was finishing cleaning out the fridge today adn I went to dump pickle juice down the toilet. (The sink was kashered already.) The glass fell and broke and left glass and pickles and juice all over the floor. WWhile this happens I start swearing at the top of my lungs all while I'm leaving Ariela a voicemail. Oy vey!

Chag kosher vsameach!

2005-04-21T13:15:00.000-05:00

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common Sense. Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge).

His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. - Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Mr. Sense declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, she spilled a bit in her lap, and was awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on; if not, join the majority and do nothing.

YU, YME, YANYBODY

2005-04-20T21:30:00.000-05:00

YU class of 09 ya baby!

Minutia

2005-04-14T21:16:00.000-05:00

On tuesday I went to Monsey to do our Pesach shopping. I love being around Jewish people with a holier than thou attitude. They kept giving me dirty looks because I had on khakis and a colored shirt. I also bought really cheap duffle bags to take to Israel. They're the big round ones that I wanted and they only cost 10 dollars! yay cheap stuff!!

Yesterday I had to have allergy shots. It sucked. They stuck me with 60 needles and I'm still allergic to nothing. Nothing at all. The Doctor told me I'm part of a small percentage of people who exhibit allergy like symptoms without real allergies. Thats right its been medically proven that I'm special! or F**ked up depends on which way you want to look at it.

Today we watched the Incredibles in English class. I realized theres a deeper meaning to that movie. It's all about being your true self no matter what society wants. Who knew a pixar movie could have a moral.

Later-
Ed

19 ways to keep your sanity

2005-04-11T22:27:00.000-05:00

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and pointHair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Frieswith That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has GottenOver Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'.
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical SoundsAll Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, RockBottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going ToHave To Let One Of You Go.'

2005-04-11T22:24:00.000-05:00

Does anyone think this template is a little feminine?

2005-04-11T22:22:00.000-05:00

ITS FREAKIN AMAZING. just when I needed it all the people I love showed up for me. I love u guys!!

2005-04-10T21:23:00.000-05:00

I really feel like I should write. THis weekend was amazing. The kids on the shabbaton were great and I think I ocnnected wiht a few.

In other things: I'm really confused about alot of crap. I hate that when you screwup once or have a little too much fun people hold it against you forever. It's probably stupid that I let the same person bother me so much but I do. I also found out alot more about people who I thought were my friends but don't really want to hang out that much. I miss my real friends.

2005-04-01T16:31:00.000-05:00

I'm a freaking enius. absolutley the smartest kid around. totally ridiculously off the charts smart!

2005-03-31T21:37:00.000-05:00

I can't deal with all this crap anymore. School sucks and everone there is an absolute freakin moron and I hate them. Most of my friends haven't been around for the last 6 months and it's getting crappy without them. The stuff I thought I liked actually sucks more than I ever thought it possible and my job is stupid.

2005-03-31T21:27:00.000-05:00

I can't take this anymore. I hate school it's really boring. I can't stand most of the people I'm around their ignorant and annoying. And I haven't talked to most of my friends in like 5 months. I really friekin miss em and am pissed that they're not around anymore.

Ken Yehi Ratzon

2005-03-30T22:58:00.000-05:00

At your ten year high school reunion... by robbiewriter
Your school name
Your name
Your job will be	Cult Leader
You will be worth	$993,714
Everyone will think you	are really hot

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Advice from a friend and my response

2005-03-27T23:11:00.000-05:00

Her advice: "Reach for the moon even if you fail you're among the stars."

My response: "Set your goals low. Even if you fail you won't want to kill youself"

Hadran Alecha Megillah Nikreis

2005-03-23T22:44:00.000-05:00

Thats right I finsished the first perek of maseches megillah tonight.

Wohoo!!!

Woa Cool

2005-03-23T15:16:00.000-05:00

The Rabbi sent me an e-mail asking me to be on of his eidim for some guy to deliver a gett on Sunday.

I'm wicked excited. Is that normal?

2005-03-22T22:33:00.000-05:00

If you wanna help cheer me up send your Ed Fan Club dues to DM. I need the money.

2005-03-21T22:48:00.000-05:00

Ok so I finally got a phone call. That part of the night got a little better. But I'm still mad at everyhting else. Especially self-rightous judgemental people who think they can tell me what to do.

2005-03-21T21:46:00.000-05:00

Where to start. Let's see. I spent a ton of time working on a program and got absolutley no credit at all. I love it when useless annoying people take the credit for the hard work of a few smart people. It really blows. I totally got screwed over this weekend. When it was convienient for someone to have me worry about the details it was my problem. The rest of the time I was relagated to something as useful as a stapler it was a great great feeling. What a load of crap.

I'm like why should I bother staying, if I'm just gonna get crapped on. Even though I know I'm not gonna leave cause I don't want to let the people depending on me down it might be worth leaving just to let the people above me know how stupid useless and dependent they are. Doug basically told me to get used to it though cause it's the way of the world and pretty soon I'll be the big shot screwing over the little people.

Then when I went to complain to someone They're like ya we'll deff talk about it tonight,. Well tonights here and of course I didn't get a call. If this person claims I'm so important why does something always come up when I need them to be there for me. I'm always there for people and noone is ever there when I need them it really blows.

I'm also tired of people thinking it's their place in life to tell me what I do wrong and how to fix myself. Why do some people feel like they have the right to tell me how to be a better person. I didn't ask for the advice and don't really want to constantly here it either.

I wonder if anything will ever go right again

Funny Story

2005-03-17T22:20:00.000-05:00

A real funny story. We're having a chapter shabbaton this weekend and our advisors family was going to leave town. His six year old daughter wanted to stay in New Haven. Her father tried to explain to her that there would be no kids her age.

Her Respone "What about Ed?"

I love it!

More People are a waste of space

2005-03-13T22:58:00.000-05:00

I hate people who think I'm useless. They're idiots and it pisses me off that I have to work with them. What sux more is I can't tell them what I really think of them!

2005-03-10T23:06:00.000-05:00

I was gonna post something really funny this afternoon and now I forgot what I was gonna post. I guess it wasn't that funny.I had to work for 6 hours as a mashgiach today it was so boring. But I made good money and there was very little for me to do. Yay eaasy money!

2005-03-09T09:52:00.000-05:00

NCStupidY

NERVOUS!

2005-03-02T01:15:00.000-05:00

I havta recite this poem in Spanish tommorow that I'm supposed to memorize. Suffice to say I don't know it all that well and I'm really nervous about it. I also think the whole project is stupid and that my teacher shouldn't give out pointless projects like this. I'm not in memorization class I'm in Spanish. I don't really want to learn the language I could care less but you need a language for colleges and this one ahd openings sophmore year!

Whats really bothering me is why I alsways get so nervous before I ahve to speak. I feel like I'm gonna pass out or whatever and then I do an amazing job. ALWAYS! Why am I so nervous if I always do well? Shouldn't that wear off?

And oh ya we got lost on some dead end street tonight it was annoying. And NYPD Blue is off the air now. I really liked that show but it's over after 12 years. Its funny the way you get so wrapped up in pointless shows.

OK I'm rambling now. When I get tired I start talking shtus but most of it is perfectly sensible and stuff I should say when I'm not this tired. It's almost like I'm drunk and all my feelings come out all at once? AAAA Ok I'm gonna try to stop waxing philisophic now. WHAT A PHRASE WAXING! Iused the words habitual truent in a sentence yesterday. Ariela was impressed. She thought they were big words!

LALALALALLALALALALALALALALA
BELELELELELELELLE

OK IM DONE!

Stupid People and A Funny Day

2005-03-01T22:57:00.000-05:00

Stupidity should be made illegal and all stupid people should be taken out back and shot. The definition of stupidity is stil up in the air but we'll decide soon.

Onto the funny day. Had a 2 hr snow delay today. Then I had no teachers in school. Why did I go? My friend Rich told me yesterday he made a snowman then 5 other snowmen came running with machine guns and started shooting his it was funny.

Then my good friend DM congratulated me for getting into OD. He said it would go into the anals of history. Was he calling me a butthead or a smart @$$?!

We had a snowball fight in math class. A bunch of us grabbed the snow collected on the window sills and went to throw it at the sub but he ducked adn we hit the Assistant Principal instead!

What a day!

Clarification

2005-03-01T11:39:00.000-05:00

I don't dislike most mitzvos! There are a few that I find extremely annoying and wouldn't mind doing away with and there are probably a bunch I don't even know about yet like the shoe thing?! What I was annoyed about was this woman thought I was her personal clerk. She didn't say please or thank you or anything else she just expected me to do her bidding.

I found it rude.

Theres a shul shabbaton this week is that as corny as I think it is?

Shoprite Woowee!

2005-02-28T22:23:00.000-05:00

So today I was at shoprite and I was getting some pasta because it was on sale. I was standing at a huge display at the end of an aisle and this old ady walks up to me and goes is Pam down this aisle? My first thought was to look at her with a straight face and say "I don't know Pam what's she look like?" but then realized how dumb that was and just said I don't know. The lady kept asking me for help throughout the store. Do I look like I work at Shoprite? I was wearing a green shirt their employees wear grey sweatshirts! Did this woman think I was her personal helper. Whats the deal with old woman thinking everyone is there for their service it really pisses me off.

WTF ?!?!

2005-02-23T22:28:00.000-05:00

Today was a fun day! My dad let me drive alot. I drove all over West Haven and Milford to like five stores. It was awesome! Then on the way home I wanted to make a left turn but there was a car in the intersection so I waited. This guy behind me started beeping like crazy and I wasn't in the mood for it. I ignored it and made my turn and he was right behind me. So then I made the turn onto the street before mine. It's a really big hill. So i was doing just under 30 and this guy passed me on the left. It's a two lane road meant for cars in both directions so bascially he was going the wrong way into oncoming traffic. So I beeped at him for being a dick cause he beeped at me as he passed. I also had a few choice words but I doubt he ehard them because our windows were close. Either way this idiot stopped in the middle of the road on the hill. My mother got toally pissed at me for beeping. She's always afraid people are gonna jumpt outa the car with a gun. She looks at me and goes what would you have done if he got out of the car. I looked at her and said. "I woulda hit the gas pedal real hard and ducked" She didn't like that response.

Friendsville blows

2005-02-23T00:14:00.000-05:00

It's a vague reference to a friends episode where Ross realizes everywhere he goes it turns to friendsville and he's the mayor. I think I might be the governor.

My first A+ in a long time

2005-02-16T23:03:00.000-05:00

You Have A Type A+ Personality

A+

You're driven to succeed every single second of the dayAnd you don't let up on your goals, no matter how tired you areYou've already acheived a lot in your life... but it's not enough for you
Always on the go, you tend to get things done quickly and effectivelyYou have the personality to be a successful enterpreneurJust remember to play a little too, even if play is the most difficult thing for you!

Do You Have a Type A Personality?

I have that warm fuzzy tingly feeling inside

2005-02-16T20:39:00.000-05:00

That's right my friends today those words that give every real man a warm spot in his heart were uttered again. "Pitchers and Catchers Report" It's that time of year where anything is possible. The Braves will probably win the division again iy"h and maybe we'll go all the way this year. To all you Red Sox fans you witnessed history. Call me in 90 years. I'll be 107.

Oh ya the hockey season was canceled today. Did any one but KN notice it wasn't on.?

More Stupid Quizess that tell me things I already knew

2005-02-14T22:08:00.000-05:00

Why do I waste my time with these?

Um, school sucks!
You want to be bad. You might have it in you, you might not. Just go for it.

Do you hate school?

Congratulations! You're a moron!

Congrats, you retard. You shouldn't have even thought about taking this quiz if you knew you'd get this. You're the type of person who takes these quizzes hoping to get the best possible answer. (In this case, the smart result) You'll believe whatever it tells you, even if it says you'll die jumping off a cliff with Johnny Depp. You're also the type of person that either types completely incoherently and off topic; or you just don't understand where to put a comma. You usually talk about what you did at the mall and how cute these guys/girls were. Your age group ranges from 12-15. 16-19 if you're pathetic.
Place this in your journal with pride. You dumb ass.

Are you a moron?

Wanna make me feel better?

2005-02-14T00:46:00.000-05:00

Buy me an ipod! Or a new laptop

My Attitude Sucks. Big Friekin Suprise. I needed a test to tell me that? Why am I wastin my time with this crap???

2005-02-14T00:11:00.000-05:00

How Your Attitude Ranks

Your Attitude is Better than 15% of the PopulationIf you scored...
80-100: You've got a winner attitude. You're always optimistic and cheery. Your personality will get you far in life.
60-79: You have a good attitude. While a realist, you do see the positive side of most things. People love to be around you.
40 - 59: You have a positive attitude... somtimes. You prefer to see the world through clear glasses, not rose colored ones.
20 - 39: You have an average attitude. You take the good and bad in life as they come. Though sometimes you could use a little more good.
0-19: You have a negative attitude. You tend to see the dark side of every situation. Free ice cream? No thanks, it will just make you fat!

How's" Your Attitude?

2005-02-13T23:56:00.000-05:00

There's this cartoon in Mad magazine. There's one episode that takes place around Christmas. In it the main character decides the world would be a better place if he was never born. His "guardian angel" comes to show him what the world would be like if eh wasn't;t born. It turns out that every single person he had ever had an interaction with was much happier in the life they were living without him. At the end he look at his guardian angel and says "So as long as I'm born these peoples life will suck as much as mine did? I guess I'll stay around"

That's how I feel!

Friday

2005-02-11T22:33:00.001-05:00

So today I was walking down the hall and one of the guidance counselors walked up to me and said congratulations, and I said for what and she was like you going to Israel. I was like ya it is exciting. Then another counselor congratulated me. Another counselor told everyone in the guidance suite. It's funny when people are more excited about something than you are. I guess they don't have to deal with the nervous parts that come along. They just want to see my pictures and bring back presents. Shimmy actually challenged me to try to sell bottled Israeli air to tourists next year. I think it'll work.

Have a great week, and remeber life's about investing in people. See how the people around you are doing!

P.S. Today I only spent about 1.50 on swears. I guess my day didn't suck all that much.

Money Flying out the window

2005-02-10T22:19:00.000-05:00

So I had a little better day today. Not as bad as the beginning of the week, but not as good as I like. I have a feeling shabbos is going to suck a ton but I'm hoping it won't. I spent 3.50 on swearing today. That's a lot of money. It's a good thing I'm not Adina. Then this would have cost me 15 dollars. That's serious money. Oh ya Ari is this big enough. Old people are funny!!

McSchwarma

2005-02-09T23:23:00.000-05:00

Thanks to my wonderful Rav blogging in the styx I found out that McDonalds in Israel is starting to offer a Schwarma sandwhich. They also have a funny commercial check it out here.

yummm schwarma
check out the movie here: http://www.mcdonalds.co.il/popups/mcShuarma.html

WTF

2005-02-09T22:36:00.001-05:00

So I haven't posted in like 3 weeks and now I posted a bazillion times today whatever. We voted for class superlatives today. I found out I almost won class clown. I'm really happy about that.

Mishenichnas Adar Marbim Besimcha. Try to be in Simcha

2005-02-09T22:36:00.000-05:00

How did I get a freaking 22??!?! I'm the most immature person I know

You Are 22 Years Old

22

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

Caring

2005-02-09T22:05:00.000-05:00

I posted this comment in SB's blog and I really think it's true.

This is what I wrote: "I think that sometimes we really think noone cares how our day went or what happened during it. Even when people pretend to care it can make you feel better." Now I'm not really advocating for fake feelings but I think that we should actually ask the people around how they're day went. That's my second challenge for everyone including myself. Next time you talk to someone see how they're doing.

It could really make them feel better.

As Meir said, Life is about investing in people.

Curses for Sale

2005-02-09T20:09:00.000-05:00

So Adina and I have a challenge. Everything we say two pre-selected swear words we both put a certain amount in tzedakah. She puts in a dollar and I put in a quarter. She obviously swears less even though the words she says would hardly be considered swears in my repertoire.

Well anyway yesterday I spent 50 cents swearing which was probably a fluke. Today was more normal I spent about $3.50 on swears. Is that a lot?

Issues

2005-02-07T21:29:00.000-05:00

Life really really sucks. I know everyone says try to find the good but alot of times it's just not there.

Titleless

2005-01-24T17:03:00.000-05:00

So I didn't know whether to name this one "Women are Stupid" or something else. I think women are stupid might be offensive but it conveys the way I felt the other day. I was up at like 3:30 and couldn't fall asleep. My good friend DM suggested that I try some relaxing breathing exercise. The gist of the exercise was to close your eyes and breath. WTF? If I could close my eyes and breathe I'd be sleeping I mean how retarded is that. The reason women are stupid is only a woman could think of that. If it was up to a guy we'd eat a huge meal and throw down some booze and be out like a light. Instead of closing my eyes and breathing?! How dumb!!!

Yum Yum and Patriots Still Stink

2005-01-23T21:55:00.000-05:00

I heard that if you placed every hamburger that McDonalds serves during the day out o nthe road it would take them 6 hrs to wash them off and reserve to the next unsuspecting customer. Yum Yum

And I hate the Patriots and the Steelers. I was hoping a big hole would open up in the earth and swallow Tom Brady and Ben Rothlesburger. What a stupid last name Rothlesburger. Who's ever eaten one of those. I've heard of Hamburgers and Turkey Burgers, and even Veggie burgers and boca burgers, but a Rothlesburger?!?! WTF.

AP Strikes Again

2005-01-22T18:36:00.000-05:00

I saw the greatest headline in the paper this morning.

3000 Palestinians are being armend to patrol Gaza, in brand new pickup trucks.

Woowee!!! We're giving the terrorists guns and cars now. Man are we dumb!